Liposuction

How's this for cheering you up in the morning? Assuming you do brush your teeth in the morning that is.. and also assuming you do use toothpaste... if you don't...Face it..you're disgusting...the tooth hurts..doesn't it? Link

I squeeze toothpaste tubes from the bottom up. EJ squeezes from anywhere so that it resembles the surface of the moon. But i don't complain since every morning when i'm at the wash basin, my toothbrush's already ready with toothpaste. Life is good! All I have to do to reciprocate is let her squeeze my wallet for bags and shoes and stuff. :)

-jem-