Monday, July 21, 2008

It's A Jungle Out There

I've always been pretty comfortable in the changing rooms of the gyms I go to. I've never been really bothered or adverse to seeing fellow women-folk changing out completely in front of their lockers.

Perhaps having come from a girls' school, where changing out into our PE attire without having to go to the toilets was quite "an art" to master, I am one who thinks that it's not such a big deal changing out in front of the other ladies. As long as it is discreet enough, with some level of decency and courtesy to the others around.

This thus brings me to the point of my entry today. At this point, I apologise to the guys reading in, it may get a little too detailed and uncomfortable for your liking. So stop here if you have to!

Yes, it was THAT traumatic that I have to put this down. I've noticed her before. It was her super long straight 小倩-like hair that ends at her butt that caught my attention. And her sanitary napkin that was sticking out of her tongs (yes! how these 2 are supposed to be used together, I have no freakin' idea). SORRY GUYS!!!

Never mind. It could be a case of emergency for her that day, perhaps she had no other choice. I can deal with that.

This evening, I saw her again. She was wearing a long gown of leopard prints. Leopard prints could sometimes be quite ok, though I would rather be caught dead than wearing one. But this gown of hers, it looked like a mix of some African mama's big dress and some auntie's sleeping gown. Ok that's disturbing enough.

Then, she took off her "gown". Top was black, tongs were white. That's already a no-no, by the simple basics of "matching colours". Both undergarments were taken off next, and lo and behold, she turned and started strutting around the changing room. Towards the vanity mirror, then off to the shower room.

She walked nekkid right towards me. I didn't think I would have been that traumatised, if not for what I saw. And I thought seeing those pictures from the Ed*s*n Ch*n drama was enough to warrant more business for waxing parlours.

No, this one wins hands-down. I've never seen such a riot. SORRY!!! But sometimes, a little bit of pruning will be that much better. I know I didn't need to look if I didn't want to, but she was THERE, right in front of me. I was too much in shock. I found myself gasping for air, not sure whether it was from the vigorous session of body combat just before, or the "breathtaking sight".

Ok, you might be wondering why I was standing around - I was waiting for a lady to finish using her locker that was right below mine.

Concluding this seemingly "boliao" post, I am not saying that every gal should go out and get a brazilian right away. No, you don't have to. But like the crowning glory on your head, I think we should all have some good grooming sense.

22 comments:

wigglybits said...

my bro's experience of the gym is worse:
he's in shanghai for work, and got to use some local gym. he's at the lockers/showers, and he hears the hairdryer. he turns around to see who's using cos he wants to use it next, and he sees china man blowdrying his pubes.

and this experience times 10. apparently all the china men think it's a normal thing to do.
hehehe.

Pebbles said...

Aye Aye!!

Little Miss Snooze said...

Ack, your poor eyes!!

=eLaiNe= said...

aiksss...this is..speechless. hopefully i won't see this in FF.

Artemis said...

yucks and i read this while eating my packet lunch!

yuling said...

Haha, I think this is hilarious! I wonder how many more women were traumatized by her!

ShutterBug said...

*shocked and convulsing*

BeanBean said...

hahaha! ok, this gave me the impression of a car wreck - you don't want to look but you can't tear your eyes away! poor you.

corsage said...

eeeek! I dunno what else to say =P

pei fen said...

EJ i think i just instantly lost my appetite... for anything! ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

Anonymous said...

I think the bush was too in your face - how to escape notice liddat? yuck. See?! Millenia ladies have more class. *flicks crowning glory*

- bbl

imp said...

this is so hilarious. it's like when i go to the toilet and i see ahemm....thick curly hair on the floor or toilet seat 3inches long. EIOOOW.

silver-crv said...

****fainted...........

lingz said...

oh gross. *shivers*

Jean said...

Phwoar. Glad I haven't encountered such a sight in the gym!

Jemej said...

wigglybits > Ok that is ONE HUNDRED times worse!! Come to think of it, there was an Indian woman washing her foot in the basin thereafter. GROSS!

pebbles, lilsnooze, elaine, corsage, lingz > Haha, tell me about it. =p

artemis, pei fen > OOPS! Sorry to have made you lose your appetite ladies!

yuling > I was looking around for some common sentiments, and I did suspect some ladies were in a state of shock also, just that they managed to hide their disgust well. haha

shutterbug, silver-crv > HAHA, sorry dudes, to have to put you through this!!

beanbean > that's a pretty good analogy, haha!

bbl > don't flick the wrong glory, haha

imp > erm, that couldn't have been from the head right? Eeewww!!!

jean > jean? Ray's jean? ;)

candice said...

ewww!! i just signed up with the one opposite and first day i went, i saw one completely naked too. sigh, what ever made them think that they can put us through this? granted she's slim and toned, but most of us don't have the need to see to believe.

Anonymous said...

tat's y i change from flick hair to flick crowning glory. Haha. Sensitive word!!!

Q said...

Hmm.. this wouldn't happen to be fitness first paragon? Then again, it was 2 years ago.

Jemej said...

candice > babe, i think it's forgivable if she's got a hot bod. but not when it's otherwise!!!

bbl > wahaha

q > hey woman! GASP, yes, that's the location. Could it be the same woman?! Anyway, am gonna add you to my list of reads! Long time no see! :)

Q said...

......

For the sake of our optics, I hope so. Slightly bulky in physique, not quite toned but muscular... Maybe.. *shrug* She used to uhmm.. be as such in the mornings as well. At least when I used to frequent there while working at SAM.

Long time no see either. :) How are things going for you?

muffin girl said...

Once, I had the unfortunate experience of speaking to a China lady bas she was using her towel to vigoriously rubbed dry herself down there. Needless to say, I was so turned off and even more so when I found her drying her undies in the sauna room!