Inner Peace

Received this from a colleague this morning:

So I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil Show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning I finished off the small bottle of White Zinfandel, another bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a sample pack of of Kalhula, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

Please pass this on to share with those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.

Have a sane week ahead....

I feel a sense of peace when I see that all the things that don't belong where they are are packed away, out of sight. Neatness and order.

What's your idea of inner peace?